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Saturday, September 27, 2008

House enters his patient's ward and presses the buzzer.
A nurse rushes in.

Nurse: yes.? what's the emergency.?
House: a peppermint tea please.

Nurse rolls eyes and exits.

House presses the buzzer again.
Nurse rushes in.

House: peppermint tea.
Nurse: (stares incredulously) you pressed the emergency buzzer to ask for a peppermint tea.?
House: (pretends to think) yup.
Nurse: ever heard the story of 'the boy who cried wolf'.?
House: i don't believe in that story... no matter how many times the boy cries wolf, his mother's gonna come running.

Nurse exits.

House presses the buzzer again.
Nurse rushes in.

House: (shrugs) just proving a point.

she's not here @

10:21 PM